It's Official: The Eagle Loses The Rubber Match

Official Announcement:
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a Condom. A survey takenby a private consulting group found that a condom be more accurately reflects the government's political ideology and economic policy. It was found that a condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.