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If you're like me there's nothing more relaxing and entertaining than watching Faux News Sunday before weekend church services. My favorite commentator is Bill Kristol, Neo-Con extrodinaire, and original proponent and achitect of the American failed policy in Iraq. What I love about Bill is he's always smiling regardless of the topic being discussed. Genocide in Darfur, the potential collapse of the global economy, a dozen American boys blown to smithereens by suicide car bombers, Bill always has that shit eating grin on his face. I learned to live with it, until late one Saturday night I was watching "How to get rich buying forclosures" and I saw an ad for Kristol Wipes. I immediately got out my credit card and ordered the value pack. They work like a charm. Just wipe the TV screen directly on Bill's forehead and Viola, the shit eating smirk was gone. Check out the results above, then try them for yourself. You couldn't find a better
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