7/29/2007

Town Crybaby Blames Bad Luck Numbers for Personal Failures



















Quotes from TownCrybaby:
"Our team had seven players and as luck would have it, I never played one minute of a game over four years."
"It just occurred to me that for me the number two really is bad luck. Not only is it the favorite number of the Superintendent who has taken a deuce on our money which has dwindled my bank account down to $2 and it also is the repeated number that was on my basketball jersey and it is the number of ex-wives I have."


Boo Hoo Crybaby. Maybe if you'd learn to play basketball and treat people better "2 " would bring you good luck!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Isn't the Town Cry Baby a really short guy? That might explain his basketball career woes. Maybe he should've done better at handing out crying towels.

CANRAC said...

Remember when Moe used to say "I'll give you two reasons" and do the eye poke. Towncrybaby and MrPeanut would fit right in. Luke would need five minutes to determine how many fingers were two.

curly said...

I think you got most of it right, except it might take Towncrybaby 22 min.s Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk.....