Bikers Create Business Partnership With Local Vandals

Help Wanted:

Local Biker Gang seeks youthful offenders with spray painting experience
to customizes member bikes.
Must be able to work late hours in poor lighting conditions.
Having poor judgement and lack of repect for property a plus.
Interested applicants can call 1-800-Biker1 to schedule and interview.
Remember to bring your portfolio with spray painting examples.


John A. Logan said...

Let no vandalism of avarice or neglect, no ravages of time, testify to the present or to the coming generations, that we have forgotten, as a people, the cost of a free and undivided Republic.

Camille Paglia said...

The 1990s, after the reign of terror of academic vandalism, will be a decade of restoration: restoration of meaning, value, beauty, pleasure, and emotion to art and restoration of art to its audience.

Joseph Wood Krutch said...

If people destroy something replaceable made by mankind, they are called vandals; if they destroy something irreplaceable made by God, they are called developers.