Luke Furthers His Education at Private "Ayn Rand School For Tots"

Ayn Rand "cameo" in The Simpsons.














"A Streetcar Named Marge" is just an all-around great episode, where Marge joins community theatre in a butchery of Tennesee Williams. In need of daycare for Maggie, Marge enrolls her daughter in the "Ayn Rand School For Tots". The proprietor, who is not supposed to look like Rand so much as Jon Lovitz in a dress, does not tolerate the use of pacifiers, and laughs at the idea of using a bottle.

"Do you know what a baby is saying when she reaches for a bottle?"
"Ba-ba?"
"She's saying, 'I am a leech'! Our aim here is to develop the 'bottle within'."