Illinois Sanitation Worker Discovers Source of St. Croix Valley Odor

About the house located at 666 Conspiracy Lane, just down from the intersection of Crackpot Drive and Fruitcake Avenue, one of the workers said, "It was worst than the cat-pee house we had to bulldoze or the garbage house we had to burn down. You would have never guessed what went on in there. It was a well-manicured lawn with the cutest little UFO lawn ornaments. What gave it away was the light burning in the basement all night,every night and the frequent night landings of a black helicpoter. The neighbors mentioned that they heard chanting from the basement that sounded like "I'm Dr. Bill and I'm the greatest!'"

"Another tipoff," said sanitation worker, "was the tremendous quantities of empty bottles of an unfamiliar beer called Blogger Lager that were placed with the trash for pickup after the helicopter visits."