Wives and children! It's past 3 AM and the old man is still blogging on his computer in his boxer shorts. Have you ever wondered why?

The next time the old man jumps up on a diningroom chair, jabs a KFC drumstick heavenward and proclaims, "Magister Mundi sum!," tell him his fly is open. Then to leave him with the impression that his tax dollars are being well spent on your government education, conclude by telling him, "Utinam coniurati te in foro interficiant!"