"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away..."

...at an outpost in a remote, backwater universe know as Ippississim...before taxes became a big deal to turkeys...before unionized humanoids did the meat processing...before child were ever seen or heard...before disgruntled men cried "fowl" about kinked necks from always looking back...their leader, Dr. BillD gave thanks for everything his klan had destroyed, all the pain they had caused in the community and the unpleasant scent they left behind in their old neighborhood...