5/02/2006

OTBL Blogger Collapses After Denying Involvement in Mississippi KKK


The Wisconsin transplanted "Doctor Bill" rose with an angry red face and matching neck at a recent OTBL blogger hot tub party, saying, "Someone in this blog group has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a
horrible lie, and one which a Christian blog community
cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend
to accept this."

Dr. Bill continued, "Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask
forgiveness from God and this Christian family."

No one moved.

Dr. Bill continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit that this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel
wonderful. Now please stand and confess your transgression."

Again all the hot tubers were quiet.

Then, slowly, a please drop-dead transvestite named Luke,
with a body built like a brick outhouse, rose serpent like from the bottom of the hot tub. His eyes glazed, head bowed and speech slurring
as he spoke, "Dr. Billll there's been a terrible misunderstanding."

Luke continued his babbling, "I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I
simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets!"

Dr. Bill fainted and Jack Bauer applied mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

1 comment:

hsgrad666 said...

How are the guys in wearing the dresses? They could actaully be OTBL'ers. I say this, because OTBL'ers don't mind exposing their ignorance but a cautious about showing a little leg.