BORDERLINER BRUISER BATTING 1000

In sports, the Borderliner baseball team continues its stretch of continuous wins! Slugger Tommy Towncrier leads the team by batting 1000. "I don't want to boast about our outstanding performance," pshawed Tommy, "but we've won seven in a row by never getting off the bench." Team Manager Dr. Baloney was quick to point out that the Borderliners continue to win even though none of their players ever get in the game. "We figure we are winning game after game by forfeit. The other team's players win the lottery and move on with their lives." Tommy T. said he will continue to hit non-homeruns for as long as it takes. "I suspect that the other team will eventually run out of good players. Then we can get in the game."