12/20/2005

School Board Challengers Get OTBL Endorsement

OTBL endorsed candidates are out campaigning early. Elated by the fact
that two incumbent Hudson School Board members have decided not to endure the inevitable lies and slander of the OTBL blog troopers, or “public pressure” in OTBL parlance, the OTBL ticket has decided to skip Christmas and get on to what really matters, spreading lies and slander. "There are still skeletons in the closet" has been chosen as the threesome's campaign slogan. Other top issues central to their campaign will be.

  1. Where’s the $4.5 Million?
  2. Who’s on the golf course?
  3. Why did the Nazi’s tap those nice men on the shoulder and ask them to leave the meeting?
  4. How much pop does the school sell?
  5. If students can breath there’s still more room.
  6. How much duck tape does it take to shut us up.
  7. And finally, two last names is one too many.

The trifecta candidates (as they call themselves ) will rally around the war cry of “Wee Can Doo Better”. What they do better will be determined by the group after swilling down a cold dozen Blogger Lagers.



2 comments:

Sunny Badger said...

The caption on the picture says "vote 4 us." Unless the caption writer was home-schooled by Dr. BillD, shouldn't that say "vote for us"?

Anonymous said...

666,
You obviously don't understand the synergism of our campaign. The three of us together will have the influence of 4 to the nth power socialists. That's why we say "Vote 4 Us". Also it's aimed at voters with less intellectual accumen than our candidates who also shop at "Toys 'R Us."