12/04/2005

OTBL Stands Guard

There's a dangerous and sinister force on the dark side of humanity lurking out there and the OTBL bloggers are standing watch to protect us from this menacing
evil. You might think this wicked influence might be the Al-Qiada terrorists, the potential Avian Flu pandemic, or the threat of nuclear proliferation. But you'd be mistaken. The manevolent influence that OTBL is protecting us against is the dreaded, Public Good. That's right that wolf in sheep's clothing that promotes trechery like Public Education, Social Security, and Interstate Highways. But fear not, OTBL blog warriors are on guard against this menace. They are lobbying hard to dismantleSocial Security, Public Education, and public transportion and replace these evil institutions of the commie pinko left with market based solutions ensuring that only the affluent will enjoy these kinds of benefits. There's no need to worry about the next generation of trailer trash taking your son or daughter's rightful place at that Ivy league institution of higher learning since they won't even be thinking about graduating from the evil Public (Government) highschool. And thus no need to worry about competition from them for the living wage jobs. They'll be slaving away at the local Wal-Mart for generations. It's the way things should be in America according to OTBL.
You can rest easy that you are being protected by OTBL from these abominations. As we speak, OTBL is laying out the plans for toll booths and guard houses on every public byway and they're preparing to liberate the Hudson High School parking lot guard house for the taxpayers ( afterall it was purchased with their money, and only OTBLers pay taxes you know).
They've implemented a test program at Stalag StonePine to make sure no riff raff will be sneaking into their ultra secure gated community, especially designed for the blogging elite. As you passed by Stonepine all these years the thought may have crossed your mind " Why did they build those guardhouses?" Well now you know, it's for your protection.
Velcome to Stalag StonePine

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is there a more egotestical person on the planet than Bill Danielson? My lord this man is beyond disgusting. He is holier than thou, everyone else is immoral except him and those that believe in his ridiculous philosophy.

If anyone has any doubts to the goal of OTBL just take a gander at his latest post..."My goal is to eliminate the need for it" http://www.ontheborderline.net/?p=2136#comment-3741

They want to eliminate public education entirely to feed the right wing fundamentalist philosophy which discriminates against those that are less fortunate and those with alternative lifestyles.

The good news is that people are finally seeing through the blindness the right has created and they are seeing how evil some of these people can be.

Thank you Bill Danielson for moving to the great state of Mississippi...I say great because any state having to deal with you should be put on a pedastal!

Anonymous said...

Don't judge poor Bdanielson too harshly.
You have to remember that if it weren't for his spewing forth his rediculous philosophy, we'd be deprived of the of the comedic outlet it provides us. Keep up the good work Dr. B you are the best spoksman we have to expose the lunacy of your position.

Anonymous said...

Just remember, in France they would consider Bill B a laughing stock. They would save stuff like "he's no Jerry Lewis!" In Mississippi, he considers himself a genius." Ya'll go figure.

Anonymous said...

Oui, Oui,
Dr. Bill is, how you say in America?,
as funni as Madam Coulter. Heee Hooo
I'm laughing mi touch off moname'.

Anonymous said...

Concerning hsgrad351...how long will he last? He has to stear clear of the "lewd and vulgar" limits. 351 is doing a find job smacking the OTBL junkyard dogs under their tail. Their senses have been aroused. An socialist interlooper has breached the Stone Pine kennel! Hopeful, 351 has prepare for battle by dosing with skunk repellent and has an large supply of air fresheners.

JPN said...

Next 351 needs to actually submitted something to be posted under the hsgrad351 hood name. This would be something that is positive about public education. If it doesn't get posted, 351 needs to keep after the admin to find out what the deal. Once 351 gets the "I'm not going to let you take control of this right-leaning blog site" e-mail reply, then 351 should forward it to our e-mail address and we will gladly post admin's reply. It would just be another example of OTBL hypocrisy.

Anonymous said...

Ole hsgrad351 is doing an outstanding job
of excercising his 1st amendment right to free speech. Of course he's being he's being way to free in not adhering to the
OTBL line. I give him a week. Dr. Bill can only take some much of a message that
doesn't mimic his own. I think he's baffled by hsgrad351's audacity to challenge the famed Dr. CK admin can only take one or two comments that stray from the party line without revoking the OTBL "free speech" licence. May CK will wait till he create a bit more wealth by collecting the fee for that licence. Then hsgrad351 will get the
combat boot.