Funny Math Calculator: Special 6th Grade Fascist Model

Tired of calculators that give you the same results time after time! Weary of answers that are consistent with those of Government agencies like WI Dept. of Public Instruction and The Hudson School Board! Want results that prove Public Education is funded by immoral taxation!

Well you’ve come to the right place.
Introducing the Funny Math Calculator (Mod 6F) TM.
Now you can get “funny” results easily and effortlessly. Here’s how it works. With the use of Patent Pending inverse logic algorithm technology, developed by the objectivists at Ayn Rand Laboratories, the Funny Math Calculator(Mod 6F)TM, will adjust results to meet your needs, regardless of the facts. Say those pesky school board members argue that proceeds from revenue sources other than property taxes shouldn’t be figured into the cost per student total.

No problem, just press the “fudge” button and all those hidden or lost funds the Skool Bored denies are instantaneously reintroduced into the answer. Want to find that lost $4.5 million dollars it’s easy with the Funny Math Calculator (Mod 6F) TM press the “find” button and viola, the whereabouts of all that money hidden in French bank accounts is instantly revealed. This special 6th Grade Facist Model adds even more functionality. If you're accussed of creating you own formulas for the purpose of destroying public education, don't worry, your madness will remain a top secret. The FMC 6F has discretely hidden Obfuscation button for this very purpose. We are currently seeking endorsment for the FMC 6F from The Alliance for the Separation of School & State. Your 6th Grader will be thrilled when they discover the FMC 6F under the Christmas tree right next to the Ayn Rand Reader. This revolutionary new mathmatics tool is likely to produce a whole new generation of public education detractors. Don't forget the FMC 6F also comes in brown to match your youngster's new shirt.

The Funny Math Calculator (Mod 6F)TM, retails for $122.57 American.
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By online before the beginning of the school year and the Funny Math Calculator (Mod 6F)TM can be yours for 3 easy payments of $ 40.85, that’s a savings of 10 funny %, and guess what, we won’t let you pay sales tax on this item. Call now 1-800-Funcalc, or order on our secure website www.funcalc.fun.