The Beer That Made Stone Pine Famous

You know, it’s a hard day’s work fightin’ off the ultra-left wing, collectivist, liberal establishment public school supporters and their Cadillac Heath Care public trough simpering spouses. Bloggin’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it. It ain’t easy getting up at 5:44 A.M. and wrestling that QWERTY keyboard into submission. But we ain’t complaining, it’s our duty as red-blooded, red meat eatin’ freedom lovin’ capitalists to keep America safe for our grandkids to be able to wave the “Stars and Bars”. After a hard day’s bloggin’ and exspousin’ the end to government schoolin’, a man’s gotta have a beer that says, “Way to go blogger”....A hardhitting, double fisted brew that will make those sissy, tree huggin’ latte’ drinkin, commie pinko radicals want to cry for their mamas. That brew is St. Croix Blogger Lager.
It's the first of a series of beers from the Von Misses Brewing Co. headquartered in the Cayman Islands. St. Croix Blogger Lager’s made with the finest non-government subsidized barley and hops this side of heaven. Brewed with laboratory distilled H2O so you know it’s go nothing to do with those Pagan, Mother- Nature worshiping environmentalists. St. Croix Blogger Lager comes in the familiar non-recyclable brown glass bottle, the same kind you’re grandpa bought 100 years ago when there were no taxes (or wages worth taxin’). So head on down to you local free market liquor store and pick up 3 or 4 cases of St. Croix Blogger Lager. It’s the only libation celebrated the world round. At the next backyard Stars & Bars Flagfest, your German goose steppin’ buddies will be sure to compliment your fine taste with a “Das ist einen gutton Lagerbier “.

St. Croix Blogger Lager, “This Smear’s for you!!!!"

Surgeon General’s Warning: St. Croix Blogger Lager has been shown in laboratory testing to cause inflation of the ego, and excessive bloating and gas.

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