Borderline Humor: Free Market, Capitalist, Worker Exploitation Training Course Offered

Dr. Bill the OTBL blogger walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, “Give me a double latte you socialist, working class swine."

The waiter says, “Sure, coming right up." He gets Dr. Bill a tall latte, who then drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket of manure, throws it into the air, blasts it with the shotgun, then just walks out.

The next morning Dr. Bill the blogger returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, “Give me a cup of coffee”. The waiter says “Whoa, fella. We’re still cleaning up your mess from the last time you were here. What the heck was that all about, anyway?”

Dr. Bill smiles and proudly says, “I’m in training to be a free-market, capitalist, worker-exploiting pig. You know! Come in, drink coffee, shoot the shit, and disappear into my corner office and spend the rest of the day cutting and pasting Ludwig von Mises quotes into really long and boring posts that only grown men who never read anything more indepth than the pictures of Penthouse find so extremely intelligent that they find it necessary to call me "doctor Bill'.”