Borderline alcoholics...

Ludwig von Miser the bartender asked Mr. Bill PhD, "Do ya know da difference between a On The Border Line blogger and a box of rocks?

"Is the difference the fact the a box of rocks doesn't put 'PhD.' after everything it writes?," answered Mr. Bill PhD.

"No. A box of rocks will sometimes tip," explained Ludwig.

Mr. Bill PhD. asked, "Do you know why a box of rocks will leave a tip?"

"Because they have a good heart and understand that is an accepted practice in the service industry," replied the bartender.

"Wrong!," screamed Mr. Bill PhD, "It's because they are a bunch of collectivist, socialist, Marxist beggars who are trying to steal the money of hardworking capitalists like myself so they have enough money to put gas in their Cadillacs to drive down to the welfare office on their way back from illegally filing for unemployment -- because I know you are laid off and getting paid cash under the table."