October Is Diversity Awareness Month

Our neighborhood bloggers have once again scooped us. We have yet to draft a diversity statement like theirs...

www.ontheborderline.net Blogger Diversity Statement

At OTBL, we put absolutely no value on individual differences and we try not to leverage unique capabilities and perspectives. It's our way of the highway. In fact, we strive to fine more regressive and reactionary ways to use words like "socialists," "Marxists," "collectivists," "moonbats," etc.

We are committed to demonstrating a total lack of mutual respect and appreciation of our similarities and your stupid liberal differences (for example, race, color, culture, gender, sexual orientation, religion, education, ethnicity, age, language, physical ability and thought). This paves the way for each OTBL blogger to realize his potential at the expense of the weak and eventual excel at shouting down anybody not drinking our unique flavor of Kool-Aid or displaying the required Type A arrogance.

By building a one-voice blog site, we are living down to our zealous values, destroying innovation and continuing to ignore the concept of "community." Our founding father, Ayn Rand, believed in the virtue of selfishness. This spirit of the greedy indivdual running over anyone in the way to achieve business goals is what drives us in our quest for total unreasonableness.

Being different and better is the same as being mamby-pamby and smacks of something a hopeless, moonbat liberal would think up. Eliminating diversity will help us keep our egos inflated. Is it our fault the the American Indians had bad immigration laws? We didn't own slaves and you did pick cotton! Is it our fault you were born without boot straps? Are there no debtor prisons or poor houses? Get out of our way you hopeless cripples...and always remember, Jesus loves you.