OTBL 2007 Resolutions
Top Ten OTBL Resolutions
1. Create more enemies than last year.
2. Complain about taxes until they actually do go up not down.
3. Demand that all District school buildings be named after Ronald Reagan.
4. File requests for information demanding details of Steve Dzubay's contract.
5. Learn to say "I hate taxes" in 5 new languages
6. Use less internet ink.
7. Hold WI Blogger Alliance Summer Blog Bash at new Pukatorium.
8. Find way to claim OTBL got a billion hits.
9. Find uglier scrap wood for Vote No signs.
10. Move out of Hudson Tax Hell
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11. Use the thesaurus (I got for Christmas) in my OTBL postings so everyone will think I'm really intellecktigent!
12. Increase the number of innocent communiy members slandered and increase the volume of whining when rightly put in place.
Identify at least one new plot every month generated by local government or the media.
July- public work employees that hang the banners
August- Boy Scouts of America
September- FEMA
October- League of Women Voters
November- Junior Acheivement programs given in the schools
December- Chamber of Commerce
January - Girl Scout Cookies (an obvious conspiracy to drive down the nut sales.)
June - Badger Blog Alliance Whine Fest (maybe this year Chris of the North will host the fest in so government park in Hudson and will be invite for some friend talk on blogging and peace and loving your neighbor.)
I think the new Hudson Dike Pavilion will be ready in time for next summer's Badger Blog Alliance Whine Fest. The city is going to be installing multiple security cameras out there, so we can watch the BBA'ers on closed circuit TV. Tune into Channel 15.
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