Feel Like You're Under Attack When You Are Giving The Community The Runaround?

Protect your ankles from the vermin and riffraff trudging through the gutters on the borderline.

These ANKLE BITERS come in colors that will match the silliest head band you dare wear out of the house!

If you buy before July 4, 1776, we will throw one month's worth of On The Borderline's poop pickup service. You've always known OTBL has been able to dish it out, this will prove they can pick it up...