Stop the Assault On Christmas

Well it’s that time of year, when snowflakes glisten, children listen for sleigh bells in the snow, and Mom and Dad max out the credit card in a vein attempt to bring joy to little Dick and Jane. Don’t forget, the main idea here is to build the Bush economy and add to the wealth creating capacity of the Waltons and other affluent marketeers of the world.
( See Forbes 400 Richest Americans) .

But there are some out there who want to spoil the fun. We’ve all heard of the “Assault on Christmas”. Well it’s time to fight back, and get the whole family involved by enlisting the little ones in the battle.

Some may want to stem the cultural tsunami sweeping over America by saying “Merry Christmas” at the check out line, displaying a Nativity scene in the their front yards, caroling door to door or heaven forbid attending church services between trips to the mall.

But there’s a better way. We can all start attacking the assault on Christmas by getting serious about the fight and engaging our kids with real life toys that will prepare them for the battle ahead. Here’s a place to start. That prissy and demure little angle won’t cut it on the battlefield. But Machine gun Barbie’s never going to miss her mark. It’s Holiday
(I’m sorry I mean Christmas) fun for the whole family.

This week’s OTBL special:

Order Machine Gun Barbie for $39.99 and we’ll throw in an extra set Camo fatigues and a Beirut Beach Party Swim suit at no charge. Order today because the assault on Christmas is already under way a local government school near you.