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Where Do You Hide The Syrup?

Howdy Bloggsters:

They just let me on to this site, in an attempt to even out the socialist, Marxist, collectivist leaning over here. There's been a lot of unsubstantiate rumours and outright gossip about me floating throughout the valley. It's reminds of when I tangled with a skunk of once on my 20 mile walk to school back in Pooptersfroth, Wyoming. Did I mentioned that was 20 miles one way. Taxes were cheap back then. We had to bring our own ink to school. If this is getting confusing, it's because I'm chrewing gum and trying to type at the same time. I'm definately not to be confused with my twin brother ZBobZ, the author who had his letters to the editor compiled into that epic work of litterature: The Letters To The Editor of ZBobZ: Volumes 1-666.

Anyways, I need to introduce myself to do away with the false information being attributed to me. People have been approaching me in the purgative isle at Wal-Mart and asking me if I'm the ZBobZ they are talking about on the borderline blog. I went home and fired up the computer and there it was right there in black-n-yellow and I emphasize YELLOW.

M. Odious wrote: "It appears as though zbobz now wants to "out" himself because an individual is playing a parody with his online name. That's fine if you want to do that, but don't chastise the other bloggers because they want to remain anonymous so they can backstab, slander and avoid having an intelligent discussion over important community issues. The very belligerence that you are showing towards some of the bloggers on this site is the very reason we remain anonymous. Your Friend, M. Odious."

Then somebody using zbob commented,"Think old-man-zbobz needs to start taking the metamucil again."

This is where I had to draw the line and must end the confusion. I never stopped taking Metamucil. I was weaned on that stuff and never quit. My twin brother is the one consuming the Blogger Lager. After slamming a big glass of the Mighty M, I like to shout, "Do the Doo-Doo." I think I'm going to see if the Do Group wants to make this the official team drink. After joining that other Aanonymous group, my twin brother drinks primarily Kool Aid.

As far as my favorite food, my brother and I are in complete agreement. It is hands down -- or as we say at the feed table "Hands off" -- the waffle. Whether at home at the breakfast table, it a letter to the editor, on a blog post or at a local meeting, there's nothing better than a good waffle.

In know the OTBL admin. and Dr Bil Danielson and I respect their opinions because I know who they are. Admin his blog with anonymous bloggers if they desire. He makes the rules and I can live with them. What's really good about these guys is they use one name when they want their posts and comments make them sound like fine, upstanding American patriots and they use other hood names like spiritofpublicus, luke, jellyfish, sewerdweller when they want to be anonymous attackers of well meaning members of the community.

For all you know, M. Odious is me.

To be frank, if these attacks don't stop I I might be movin' to Montana soon. Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss. I'll be raisin' it up and waxen it down putting it in a little white box I can sell uptown. By myself I wouldn't have no boss and I'll be my own free-market capitalist

For your information, it's not all politics with me. Below is a picture from a recent concern my twin brother and I attended.