Holiday Gift Ideas For The Soon To Be Homeless

Your job got outsourced.
The Bank's foreclosing on the house.
But the rugrats still want Christmas Toys?
Nort Shaw Holiday Gifts Inc. has the perfect solution.
Lead Based paint makes the perfect gift for the little ones that
won't live long enough to die from cancer. So before you move into the carboard box, put the kids to work decorating it in style.