Psychic Predictions For 2007 Only $19.95
Psychic demographer Hazel "31 Flavors" Reinhardt made the following predictions for St. Croix County in 2007:
1. Skunk, rat and meese population: Down 78%.
2. Holiday pot demand: Up 95%.
3. Elementary schools in Hudson: Up 20%.
4. No voters: Down 89%.
5. Yes voters: Up 92%.
6. Hits on OTBL: Down 72%.
7. Hits on ATBL: Up 77%.
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6 comments:
Bonus Prediction:
Progressives: Up 98%
Regressives: Down & Out.
Hey Anonymous, give the "no" faction some more credibility here. You obviously went to a one room school and got picked on alot.
Great retort, your a classy type. If it's down to this your defeated and you know it. I'll probably still vote no despite my fear of being associated with your bunch of nuts.
More bonus predictions:
Hudson school taxes: up 50%
Wasted money by Hudson school board: up 100%
Sorry, my mistake. That should have read:
Hudson school taxes: up 100%
Wasted money by Hudson school board: up 200%
Funny deal here, I have yet to read one bit of information claiming that any home is up for sale or endanger of foreclosure due to rising property taxes. You absolutely don't here it, its all about ARMS maturing and people borrowing too much when they bought or getting in over their heads.
Hey Kalvyn, I say there is a 100% chance there will be sore losers after the referendum who will threaten to move but won't.
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