Above The Borderline: Carnac on Middle Aged Joggers

12/05/2006

Carnac on Middle Aged Joggers

Question: What do you call runners who wear fuzzy, pink headbands?

Answer: Huh? Wha? Repeat the fricken' question. I'm stoned out of my mind, man.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...: That's NUTZ!!!!; December 05, 2006
CANRAC said...: At least your funny as my cousin Carnac is intended to be, Luke isn't funny.; December 05, 2006
Anonymous said...: Canrac,

If Carnac is your cousin, your gene pool needs some cleansing.; December 05, 2006
CANRAC said...: Carnac is my cousin through my uncles third marriage to my cousin from the other side of the family who has been married seven times including once to her fourth cousin. I'm in a different gene pool but Carnac did call and ask if his better half is officially his wife or sister?; December 06, 2006
Anonymous said...: That's a relief...

Gene pool cleansing can be nasty business.; December 06, 2006
CANRAC said...: Pool cleaning can be a nasty business too, ask Town Crier. And speaking of bad gene pools, talk to TownCrier, its beyond your wildest imagination.; December 06, 2006
Anonymous said...: I've never met Towncrier personally,
I think there's sludge in that gene pool for sure.
Do you know him?
Bloggers here would really like to get to know the REAL Towncrier. An email to the admin could satisfy our curiousity.; December 06, 2006
CANRAC said...: Towncrier is Jack Bauer (now there is a name from the past) in drag. NO....wait a second, is it the other way around?; December 06, 2006
Anonymous said...: what did you run out of stamps to mail your threat letters. Slander is great for a career; December 06, 2006
Anonymous said...: anon,

The real question is "Did you run out of nickles to call people's employers?"; December 06, 2006
CANRAC said...: No, the nickels to pay the "forensics expert" they found working an alley in Minneapolis ran out. That's why we've never seen the promised results of the through investigation.; December 07, 2006
Anonymous said...: That's right isn't it over a year ago the illustrious Dr. Bill promised to reveal the inerrant results of the Columbo Crew investigation.
OTBL you're all NUTS!!!!!!!!; December 07, 2006

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