The Wreck of the Old W 43

Virgina's Allen and Montana's Burns concede. Democrats roll.
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"LAURA'S WHITE HOUSE COOKBOOK": HOLIDAY RECIPE FOR LAME DUCK

Choose from the following foul:

Dead or sitting duck, big turkey, or chicken-hawk

(Guts will already have been removed from chicken-hawk, so stuffing may proceed immediately).

Remove backbone, but bind the bird with Duck Tape in hostage posture to give structure and an impression of unity.

For an unexpected taste sensation, marinate the bird-brain in alcohol forming it into a pretend head-shape, placing where the head would ordinarily be.

Expect brain to shrink further in the heat.

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