You Bet Ya There Moses...

Ten Commandments - Minnesota Style



1. Der's only one God, ya know.

2. Don't make that fish on yur mantle an idol.

3. Cussing ain't Minnesota nice.

4. Go to church even when yur up nort.

5. Honor yur folks.

6. Don't kill. Catch and release.

7. There is only one Lena for every Ole. No cheatin.

8. If it ain't yur lutefisk, don't take it.

9. Don't be braggin 'bout how much snow ya shoveled.

10. Keep yur mind off your neighbor's hotdish.