The Son Might Be A Republican, But Dad's Still A Bill Clinton Democrat

Father Of Minnesota Sen. Norm Coleman Cited For Lewd, Disorderly Conduct

(AP) Police cited the father of U.S. Sen. Norm Coleman, Norm Coleman Sr., on Tuesday for lewd and disorderly conduct for allegedly engaging in a sex act in a car outside a pizzeria.

According to a police report, the elder Coleman, 81, was having sex with 38-year-old Patrizia Marie Schrag, who was also cited for lewd and disorderly conduct. The St. Paul Pioneer Press first reported the citation. A police spokesman didn't immediately return a call from The Associated Press.

Coleman raised his son in the New York City borough of Brooklyn, and now lives in Minnesota.

"I love my father dearly," Sen. Coleman said in a statement Wednesday. "I will never let him go on a weekend fishing trip with Rush Limbaugh again. He clearly has some issues that need to be dealt with and I encourage him to seek the necessary help -- just don't get help from the girls who hanging around the corners on East Seventh street."
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PSSSTT: I didn't know that 81 year olds could still eat pizza...