Less Than Sober Moments Ontheborderline

OTBL blogger and wife sit at dining table in a plush restaurant. OTBL blogger keep staring at old drunken lady swigging her vodka as she sit alone at a nearby table. OTBL blogger wife asks, "Do you know her?"

"Yes," grunts OTBL blogger, "She my ex-wife. She took to drink right after we divorce seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" say OTBL blogger wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"