Ayn Rand Scheduled for Special Guest Appearance at Blog Fest Seance

Through a unique arrangement with spiritualist medium
Natasha Satanovskya (Banned from the Annual Spiritualist Summer Camp
for the last 2 years ) Wingnut Philosophical Mentor and Anti-Spiritual
leader Ayn Rand A.K.A . (Alissa Rosenbaum, 1905-1982)
has agreed to make a special guest appearance at this year's Badger Blogger Alliance Blog Fest.

Her publicist quotes her as saying..."I don't make a habit of coming back often, So if this Blog crew knows what's good for them they'll keep their mouth's shut and their ears open as I scatter my inerrant words of enlightenment upon these collectivist heathen swine."

With publicity like this to promote the event,what right minded Badger Blogger could resist attending this once in a lifetime spectacle. Her appearances have indeed been rare so be sure to sign up immediately at ontheborderline.net/AynRandSeance/ Mention the "Enlightened Self-Interest Special" and you'll receive a 20% coupon for Ayn's next scheduled appearance in 2015. Remember to tell them Mikhail sent you.


Registered participants should meet at the Blog Fest Bingo Tent at 11:59 PM (Don't forget your aluminum foil beanies). Space is limited to 10 participants with special consideration given to the Dr.s of Liberty from OTBL. Formal OTBL attire is required to attend this event.
(Baseball or Three Cornered hat, Red State Tee Shirt, or Revolutionary War Uniform. Stockings and
Wigs are optional.) Check your weapons at the Bingo Tent Registration Desk (They'll be safely
stored in the Bager Blog Gun Safe till after the event). Camera's, Camcorder's and all electronic
recording devices are banned from this special appearance. ( Ink and Quills and Parchment allowed. )
There's no doubt this event will outdraw the public recitation of the Federalist Papers by at least a hundredfold.

Bone up Ayn's quotes so you don't look like the fool that you are:

Here's a couple for starters:

The goal of the "liberals"as it emerges from the record of the past decades - was to smuggle this country into welfare statism by means of single, concrete, specific measures, enlarging the power of the government a step at a time, never permitting these steps to be summed up into principles, never permitting their direction to be identified or the basic issue to be named. Thus, statism was to come, not by vote or by violence, but by slow rot-by a long process of evasion and epistemological corruption, leading to a fait accompli. (The goal of the "conservative"was only to retard that process.)

"Every movement that seeks to enslave a country, every dictatorship or potential dictatorship, needs some minority group as a scapegoat which it can blame for the nation’s troubles and use as a justification of its own demands for dictatorial powers. In Soviet Russia, the scapegoat was the bourgeoisie; in Nazi Germany, it was the Jewish people; in America, it is the businessmen."

















Lucky participants will receive an exclusive autographed copy of Ayn's most memorable writing,
"The Virtue of Selfishness" and yet to be published excerpts of her upcoming book "Godless: The Church of Liberalism", which she is currently channeling through Ann Coulter.
The book is scheduled for release of 6/6/06.