HORSEFEATHERS
Hudson School Board write-in candidate Professor Spaulding provided sage advice at a Government Studies course at Hudson High school. Political wonks and wonkettes were awestruck with the candidate's bold strategy:
1. Vote me only.
2. Throw other votes away.
3. Whatever it is, I'm against it.
Professor Spaulding concluded his lecture and the students concluded that they would never vote for him.
3 comments:
Nice Hat You Wonk!
Even though I totally against this Spaulding fruitcake, the libertarian in me is cheering for that cigar in his lips. He is standing up for individual liberties and fighting for his right to blow smoke rings around his opponents.
Spaulding,
If elected will you sign a lucrative deal for school lunches with Capt. Fishsticks?
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