ATBL's Kitty Litter Scoops HSO on OTBL BS

School Board Candidate Jim "Bullet" Baker
Gets Top Endorsement
Of the Anti-Community Blog Site: www.ontheborderline.net
Unedited, Unabashed and Unlikely,
Kitty Gets Down And Dirty With A "Bullet"

Greetings dear readers!

As you know the school board elections are April 4 and the endorsements are coming in for the various candidates. We have learned that Jim "Bullet" Baker has recieved the top endorsement by the OTBL blog site -- the only news source in the St. Croix Valley that is not part of an ever expanding conspiracry that involves the police, government officials, teenagers selling duct tape at Fleet Farm, black helicopters, the League of Women Votes and extraterestials stationed at the UFO base in Elmwood, Wisconsin.

Of the six school board candidates, Baker did quite impressive in the OTBL endorsement rankings. See the ranking results below:

1. Jim Baker
2. James Baker
3. Jim "I'm Not Related To Tammy" Baker
4. James "Aliens Abducted My Signs" Baker
5. Jim "Love Those Brownies" Baker
6. James "There's no ET in Quit" Baker

Jim you got to be feeling good going into the final stretch of the election contest. I really admire you ability to keep running for the school board. Even though you've been soundly thrashed in those elections, you are running again. My question to you is why?