OTBL welcomes open debate so: SHUT UP
Killbear: Welcome back to the Killbear Rapport. I'm your host Chris
Killbear. Tonight's guest is Mr. A. Scaired, who writes riveting prose
on a blog under the pen name N. Onimous. Welcome Mr. Scaired.
Scaired: Shut up!
Killbear: Mr. Scaired, you often use tough talk to slam anyone who
doesn't agree with your radical views.
Scaired: That's right!
Killbear: Yet, you write anonymously, so your threats are meaningless.
Scaired: What's your point? Shut up!
Killbear: In your writings you strictly guard your own anonymity.
Scaired: That's right!
Killbear: Yet, when someone doesn't agree with you, you go out of your
way to "out" their identity or claim they are biased because they are
part of the "system."
Scaired: What's your point? Shut up!
Killbear: In your writings you claim that no one dares debate you on
your ideas.
Scaired: That's right!
Killbear: Yet, people who hold other views are not allowed on your
blog, so they have no way to debate you.
Scaired: What's your point? Shut up!
Killbear: You expect taxpayers to be grateful for "everything you have
done" for them.
Scaired: That's right!
Killbear: Yet, you seem to be the only one patting yourself on the
back.
Scaired: What's your point? Shut up!
Killbear: Mr. Scaired, when you encounter one of your opponents on the
street, you get in their face and call them a "piece of shinola."
Scaired: That's right!
Killbear: Yet, you have undergone intense psychotherapy which has
uncovered deep-seated issues regarding your perceived self-worth. Your
traumatic childhood, ostracized adolescence and unstable adult
experiences left you with a feeling of personal failure and
self-loathing. Deep down, you believe that you are made of a
shinola-based product which you try to counter by lashing out at
authority figures.
Scaired: (sob)
Killbear: Ladies and Gentlemen, in bookstores everywhere, please pick
up a copy of Mr. A. Scaired's latest compilation: "N. Onimous: I Hate
Myself So Shut Up!"
Scaired: (sob)
Killbear: God man, pull yourself together.
5 comments:
Someone on the "inside" has let me know that N. Ominous is actually Chris Kilber the admin.
This is his alter ego at work.
It's funny how Kilnut says his unique visitors are up to 4,500 this month alone, unique must mean their screen names and considering Kilnut is 4,495 of them that leaves only 5 truly UNIQUE visitors to the nut house this month!
I think you are being too hard on CK. I have it from excellent legal sources headquartered in New Richmond, that Jack Bauer spends half his working day checking out OTBL to see if anyones dared comment of Jack's insightful ingnorance and slander.
Sorry Source_said, you have your wingnuts
disorganized. N.Onimous is A.K.A.
C.W. not C.K.
To paraphrase the Mr. Ed theme song...
A source is a source unless of course we are talking about the ass of a horse...then who really gives a rip!
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