"America: just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable." --Hunter S. Thompson
A few years back, I was out to the local bar and started up a conversation with a couple of guys. They ask me what I do for a living and I told them. I asked them what they did for a living and they both said they were car salesmen.
I said, "That's funny, you don't look like whores."
They laughed really loud.
This quote makes me think of our retiring 29th District assemblyperson, Andy Lamb, he can go back to selling used cars.
There'll be war, there'll be peace.But everything one day will cease.All the iron turned to rust;All the proud men turned to dust.And so all things, time will mend.So this song will end.
--Pink Floyd
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A few years back, I was out to the local bar and started up a conversation with a couple of guys. They ask me what I do for a living and I told them. I asked them what they did for a living and they both said they were car salesmen.
I said, "That's funny, you don't look like whores."
They laughed really loud.
This quote makes me think of our retiring 29th District assemblyperson, Andy Lamb, he can go back to selling used cars.
And maybe he'll remember not to drink and drive.
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