Come, Fly OTBL

It's nearing the end of February, and cabin fever is
setting in on the tundra dwellers of Western Wisconsin.
You know seasonal light deficiency disorder is taking it's toll
on your family and you need a getaway.
Well, it's time to escape. When you're looking for mid-winter
excitement, there's no better adrenelin pumping experience than
rabble rousing school board meeting disruption.

You say, been there done that. It's the same ol' same ol' here in Hudson,
the Duck tape, the missing $4.5 million, the mythical "fishing class",
it all gets old hat after a while. Well, don't despair, OTBL School Board
Circus Tours is bound to have a package that will add that special spark
to end those winter doldrums.
This week only, there's a special on our increasingly popular
NR Express tours to New Richmond. The package includes round trip air travel
to and from the newly fenced in and terrorist protected New Richmond airfield and back to
the Roswell style landing zone perched high above Hudson in the Stone Pine
gated community. Extras available for the trip are: Portable copy machines to
carry back artifacts unearthed during the school board meeting. Opera glasses,
to catch every little squirm and wink of school board members when you ask
that especially embarassing question. And don't forget our video camera rental
service to capture those memories for years to come.
What do our customers have to say?

"It's like a little piece of heaven, espcially when you find the dirt."
Even Steven, OTBL School Board Circus Customer.

Call today to make your reservations: 1-666-321-TOUR.
Space is limited and sold on a first come first serve basis.