10/14/2005

Blog-Troopers Plan Invasion


In a tawdry effort to deceive blog visitors from New Richmond, the ontheborderline.nut crack propaganda
team rapidly deployed it's communications campaign to convince new visitors that their mission is to establish a
utopian capitalist nirvana by blocking any and all efforts
to build a single public school in Western Wisconsin.
Posing as warriors for truth, justice and the American way,
Blog-troopers masquaraded as Star Wars Clones fighting to establish the future state of perpetual prosperity through such tried and true methods as Union busting, worker wage reduction and the ever popular raid on employees pensions. Ever wonder what was behind those bright white suits of shining armour? See Fig. 2 Blog Trooper (Post Labotomy).

The Blog Troopers first excursion into foreign territory was met a response reserved for snakes in the grass,
skunks and other such beloved vermin. Hssssssssssssssssssssssssss. The sound of the all to familiar garden hose with a pinhole leak. The same garden hose used to fill the now infamous blogger hot tubs. Undeterred by the warm welcome and pleas from moderate borderliners to employ diplomacy,the Blog troopers continue to surreptitiously plot their next attack.



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