4/02/2007

Mr. Peanut Rejects Offer for Starring Role on ATBL Cartoon Network


















An agent for famous area wingnut blogger Mr. Peanut informed the ATBL Cartoon Network
that he would not accept the starring role in any new ATBL Cartoon Network series, citing
conflicts of interest. Mr. Peanut's agent added that his client is extremely busy stealing the identities of public school supporters and posting malicious comments about them on area newspaper internet sites. Had Mr. Peanut accepted the ATBL Cartoon Network offer he would have starred in a brand new series on ATBL in the role of a Jack Ass.

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Whenever the bottom line is sagging in nearly all for profit enterprises. In order to cut costs and
increase revenues the first place managers look is at labor costs. In education, that would mean cutting teachers salaries and cutting teacher's numbers. Would anybody in their right mind want an educational system that would focus on cutting teachers to increase profits. How in the world would that improve education. It's beyond reason. Unless you're Mr. Luke Peanut, OTBL blogger and major league POS.

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Private School Teacher Faces Porn Charges

LAKELAND, Fla. (AP) � A private high-school teacher was arrested for possession of child pornography after a student found his portable memory drive in a school computer lab, authorities reported.

Mark James Mason, 47, of Winter Haven, acknowledged that he owned the thumb drive and used it to download images of naked boys, according to a release from the Polk County Sheriff's Office. The boys appear to range in age from 5 to 12 years old.

The Sheriff's Office began its investigation after a student found the drive in a computer lab at Santa Fe Catholic High School and turned it over to the principal, the Sheriff's Office reported.

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5 Private School Students Sexually Assaulted On Bus

PLANTATION, Fla. The family of a young girl who attends a prestigious private school in Plantation has sued the school for millions, after they say she was the victim of repeated sex assaults at the hands of other students on a school bus, and she may not be alone.

CBS-4’s Joan Murray has learned on Friday that Davie Police say there are five different victims who have come forward claiming to have been assaulted. All of the victims are claiming to be the victims of lewd & lascivious acts. One victim is saying they were sexually battered.

The family of the young girl involved in the lawsuit says the incidents against their daughter allegedly occurred in fall of 2006, with two boys repeatedly harassing the eighth grade student for months.

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Private School Teacher Is Sex Offender

EDWARDSVILLE — A Metro-East Lutheran High School teacher convicted of sexually abusing a student disputed on Wednesday a prosecutor's claim that his probation should be revoked for not completing sex-offender counseling. A court hearing was scheduled for next week to decide the matter.

The offender, Michael Vonderohe, who taught art at the private school in Edwardsville, pleaded guilty in 2004 to abusing a 17-year-old girl and was sentenced to three years of probation. He was ordered to give up his teaching certificate and register as a sexual predator on the state's sex offender registry.

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Private School Sodomy

NE W YORK — A headmistress and teacher at an exclusive private Manhattan Montessori school, accused of having sexual relations with two young teen students, was convicted Thursday of sodomizing one of them when he was 13.

Lina Sinha, 40, showed no emotion as the jury foreman reported a partial decision of 11 guilty and two not guilty verdicts on various other charges. The jurors had reported earlier they were deadlocked on the six rape counts against her.

Assistant District Attorney Rachel Hochhauser told the judge her office intended to retry Sinha on the six rape counts.

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"The only thing we have to fear is public education."
Dr. Fruitcake
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4/01/2007

Hey! It's 6 AM Sunday Morning Time For Mr. Peanut On Stress Cracks


Hey Bobbie, Bobbie, Bobbie! It's 6 o'clock on Sunday morning. I can tell by the clock's tick! If you ain't me, you are sick! I'm up before the wife and kids so they don't find out what I did! You got a problem with an anonymous blogger anonymously using someone else's name to accuse them of being an anonymous bloggers? If you don't like it, tell the judge. If you use my name, I'll tell the judge. No ifs, ands or buts, people around here think I'm Mr. Nuts. There may be a crack in my shell, but I'll never tell. Bobbie, Bobbie, Bobbie?

Teacher Spouse Union Thugs Favorite Instrument Of Persuasion: The Baseball Bat!


Being a left-handed pitcher at Havana University, Castro was given a tryout by the Washington Senators (now Minnesota Twins) baseball team; he was turned down.

Fidel Castro's favorite major league baseball player was a pitcher for the Red Sox and Mets named Tracy Stallard.

3/31/2007

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"Circuit City fired 3,400 employees in stores across the country yesterday, saying they were making too much money and would be replaced by new hires willing to work for less.

The company said the dismissals had nothing to do with performance but were part of a larger effort to improve the bottom line. The firings represent about 9 percent of the company's in-store workforce of 40,000."

"Circuit City chief executive Philip J. Schoonover received a salary of $716,346, along with a $704,700 bonus last year. He also has long-term compensation of $3 million in stock awards and $340,000 in underlying options, according to company filings."

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Dr. Peanut's Lesson of the Day

Saturday Night Movie of the Weak: Sybil starring Mr. Peanut

Tonight's feature follows two weeks in the so-called life of a St. Croix Valley blogger who blogs bogus comments on the Hudson and New Richmond newspaper sites. By using numerous different names, he is able to fool himself that nobody knows who he is. The one-track plot stagnates in the outhouse of his mind, as he waits for someone to mention his real name in the comment section of the newspaper blogs. When this happens, watch the fireworks fly as he calls up the local editor and threats to sue the newspaper. Don't miss the hair-implant popping drama, as Mr. Peanut's Type-A personal and total lack of interpersonal skills tip over the checker board repeatedly. So grab you sack of nuts, sit back and watch the mono-talented Mr. Peanut fool himself in the dark of the night.

Here's a preview of a scene from tonight's movie. Check out the sophisticated dialogue Mr. peanut repeats over and over and over during the movie. Mr. Peanut's performance will make you look forward to your next colostomy.

"You're all pieces of shit and I'm the self-anointed KING of St. Croix County I, and ONLY I, will determine who can speak out in the communities where the Rivertowns newspapers are published. If you speak out against a referendum you will be silenced. If you write a letter against a public official you will be silenced. If you ask for ANY accountability at all from your government employees you will be silenced. Our newspaper have an agenda and we will see to it that it is carried out. As the publisher I HAVE SPOKEN!"...How should I sign this post this time. If I use the same name, people will start to suspect something...I wonder what it's like to actually have a job?...I'm starting to think that only socialists and communists work for a living. The rest of us live off the fat of the land. Ain't that right Lennie?

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Trolling For Nuts: It's A Ziller Kind of Thing

3/30/2007

On The Borderline Movie of the Weak:


Hear stupid crap like this repeated over and over by an anonymous idiot too embarrassed to use his real name.

"As the self-anointed KING of St. Croix County I, and ONLY I, will determine who can speak out in the communities where the Rivertowns newspapers are published. If you speak out against a referendum you will be silenced. If you write a letter against a public official you will be silenced. If you ask for ANY accountability at all from your government employees you will be silenced. Our newspaper have an agenda and we will see to it that it is carried out. As the publisher I HAVE SPOKEN!"