3/30/2007

Anonymous rail...


3/29/2007

Hudson blogger Luke denies losing his mind...

He said he has only misplaced it. He continues to search for it, when not making stupid comments in the local newspaper blogs.


...he added that his face has been feeling flushed lately.

Mark Kaisersatt Not Quite Himself Today





















School Board candidates victims of Identity Theft.

Welcome Sleepless Hudson Observer Readers
























I couldn't sleep last night so I pointed my brower to onthebordeline.net. It worked like a charm. After reading just a few sentances of N.Onimous. I was out like a light. I highly recommend reading ontheborderline.net when you have trouble sleeping at night. It's as good a prescription medications and with absolutely no chance of becoming
habit forming.
For the forelorn, check out ontheborderline's HOT RUSSIAN BABE
SCHOOL BOARD ESCORT SERVICE.
ontheborderline.net has become a "One Stop Internet Shopping Center" for the mentally unstable and psychotic residents of St. Croix Valley. Best of all it's free.
If you're really in the market for promotional items. Checkout the ontheborderline.net online
gift shop. This week there's a special on "hot pink headbands" (just like the borderliners wear) also available in lavender.
Oh, and tell them Luke sent you.

3/27/2007

A recent unscientific poll concludes "Luke's Nuts"






















Results of Poll:

Is Luke Nuts?
Yes = 99%
No = 1%
Conclusion:
Luke is Nuts!

* Luke was allowed to respond to the survey.













Used Sign for Sale

Turnip Truck Takes Road Trip To New Richmond



Word on the street is that the Hudson turnip truck is loaded with bags of peanuts. It's believed the peanuts will be used to entice people to vote.

3/26/2007

The "Lukinator" Demands Answers
























The Lukinator:
"Bob, the more writing I see from you the more conflicted and confused you seem to be. Are you voting for the largest referendum in the history of Wisconsin or not? You refused to answer the question when it was asked of you before."

BobZiller on 3/26/2007 @ 5:07 pm

"My vote? You ain't gonna get it."

3/25/2007

CATO Institute: Making crazy ideas desireable, daily.

















Private-Account Concept Grew From Obscure Roots

By Jeffrey H. Birnbaum
Washington Post Staff Writer
Tuesday, February 22, 2005; Page A01

Twenty-five years ago, Peter J. Ferrara was a Harvard Law School student with what he called "the craziest idea in the world." In a paper he wrote before graduating, he suggested converting the government-run Social Security program into a web of private investments.

The paper caught the eye of Edward H. Crane, a former head of the Libertarian Party who had recently started the Cato Institute, which has a stated mission of encouraging "limited government." To him, Ferrara's idea wasn't crazy at all, but a way to challenge Washington's largest and most revered social program.

See Washington Post:

Change is good -- even on the borderline!

Regular followers of the St. Croix Valley bolg scene will have noticed by now that the On The Borderline blog that oozes out of Hudson has made a few changes in its layout and focus.

The entire visual look of the blog has been updated to reflect the only colors they understand: black and white. Anonymous names have disappeared from the posts to further protections of the guilty.

The whole focus of the blog seems to have switched to New Richmond. One reason is that good citizens of the Hudson community have totally rejected their anti-community agenda of personal attacks and misinformation. Evidently they think there's a niche for them in New Richmond. Likewise, they have run off some of their former members by attacking any local Republican for supporting anything would help the local communities grow and prosper. They've attack State Senator Shelia Harsdorf and State Rep. Kitty Rhoades, calling them RINOs (Republicans in name only). I guess you can eat only so much of your own before you reach the tipping point that sinks you to the bottom of the cesspool of rejection.

We will still continue to monitor the OTBL blog and to make sure the local communities are updated on their anti-community antics. It's been our job here since day one. Our mission of "riding herd on the skunks in the St. Croix Valley" still stands. They might have changed the color of their underwear, but the skid marks still show through.

For those who haven't visited their site yet, here's a look at the changes that have taken place...a before and after look.

As you'll recall, this is what the OTBL blog looked like prior to the changes last week:



Here's the new look of the OTBL blog:



Always remember...

"Sometimes in politics one must duel with skunks, but no one should be fool enough to allow the skunks to choose the weapons."
Lester R. Bittel

WHAT IS BEHIND THE ALARMISM OVER GLOBAL WARMING?






















Well there you have it!
People who want to stop Global Warming really want to destroy America.
The Bible tells us so! Oh did I forget to mention "Most importantly, it is Satan's Attempt to Re-direct the Church's Primary Focus" Jerry Falwell.
Read More:

3/24/2007

Stay Tuned to ATBL Cartoon Network


















The ATBL Cartoon Network brings you up to the minute reporting on Right Wing Idiocracy across the globe, in a fun and entertaining format. Stay tuned for more.
If you need a non-prescription sleep aide, visit ontheborderline.nyet. ( or read some of the full length propaganda comments from the OTBL blogger that thinks he's damaging our reputation
by posting thousands of meaningless articles about Marxism and "School Choice" from fine object sources like "The CATO Institute" Now that's entertainment!)
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And I love Wealth Building, if I didn't I you wouldn't be reading about me now.
Mention Taxes, and my hair stands on end. There's nothing more arousing than
plotting the destruction of Tax and Spenders. For a romantic evening, picture the
two of us wrapped together in the Star and Bars.
If you share these interests, I'm dying to spend time with you ( for a price )".
Call the WingLine tonight 1-800-Wingnut and ask for me, Natasha! Big Boy.

Quotes of note


"Western Europe developed the system of obligatory public education. It came to Eastern Europe as an achievement of Western civilization."

Ludwig von Mises

Meeting N.Onimous's Requests





















OTBL keeps making requests of the ATBL Cartoon Network , and we keep
delivering!

OTBL blooger resently made the following cartoon request:
" maybe a picture of his wife [the teacher] with a rolling pin bashing Bob
over the head and yelling, "Anti-education creep!"


Well, we tried, but Bob's wife [ the teacher, an excellent one, I might add ] is against violence (and besides, she's camera shy). So we did the next best thing. We asked Luke's wife to
stand in and she did so most graciously.

The Borderline Peanut Gallery Asks & We Deliver

"Maybe a picture of Bob and the kids sitting in front of Newton Field exclaiming, 'damn public education?'"



"Educate and inform the whole mass of the people. Enable them
to see that it is their interest to preserve peace and order, and
they will preserve them. And it requires no very high degree of
education to convince them of this. They are the only sure
reliance for the preservation of our liberty."


--Thomas Jefferson
to James Madison, 1787

3/23/2007

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First Robin

This morning, when I left the house to get into my car to drive to work, it was obvious that spring had arrived. I saw my first robin a couple days ago. I heard red wing black birds yesterday afternoon while walkikng in Mary Park. The grackles were making their scissor-bird sound and it felt good.

It was a treat to the sound of Mother Nature's poetry. It was good. To celebrate, here's a poem by Kay Dee Ward titled "First Robin."




I saw my first robin
Of springtime today
Out on the lawn
Looking dazed and dismayed
Shivering with cold
On this late winter day
Wondering dismally
If he'd lost his way
Taken a wrong turn
In his long Northern flight
Instead of a left
Mayhap he'd turned to the right
And come to this cold and
Forbidding dark place
Without any warmth of
The sun on its face
The winter's been long
And dreadfully cold
So dear little robin
If I may be so bold
You're most welcome here
As the first sign of spring
With grand celebration
Let all the bells ring