Hey, I was the 48,000th visitor. Don't I get some sort of a prize, like an OTBL dartboard or whoopee cushion or something. This kind of thing doesn't happen everyday unless you over at OTBL.
You get the can of corn, five subscriptions to the HSO which you can cancel on a date of your choice, and an OTBL phone card only good for late night phone calls which threaten others.
Hey, I was the 48,000th visitor.
ReplyDeleteDon't I get some sort of a prize, like
an OTBL dartboard or whoopee cushion or something. This kind of thing doesn't happen everyday unless you over at OTBL.
You get the can of corn, five subscriptions to the HSO which you can cancel on a date of your choice, and an OTBL phone card only good for late night phone calls which threaten others.
ReplyDeleteHey that's great! Yous guys are the best!
ReplyDeleteI'm starting to his my refresh icon now to see what I get @ 49,000.
The last can of corn I won JPN told me,
"With friends like that, who needs enemas".. but what does he know?
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ReplyDelete49,000 is a desktop replica of Lenin's tomb, free passes to illegal school board meetings, a pooper scooper, and twelve more subsciptions to the HSO.
ReplyDeleteHmmm... I already have a pooper scooper,
ReplyDeletebut maybe I'll need an extra to deal with the aftermath of that corn.
OK, we'll offer Imodium as an alternate but it might mean three more subscriptions to the HSO.
ReplyDeleteI see building permits are down in Hudson, just as they are all over the country. That's kind of a "no shit" bit of news.
Yes, but OTBL scooped the "no shit" first!!! Give them the credit they deserve.
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