8/28/2006

Luke "Green with Envy" over Cadillac Health Care
























Discovering that his Anger Management sessions weren't covered by his
Yugo level "Dr.s of Liberty, Double Indemnity Mutual Insurance", Dr. Luke
developed a severe case of "Yellow Jaundice".

5 comments:

  1. You know how the song goes.....

    "Doctor Doctor give us the news, Lukes got a bad case of the public employee envy blues"

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  2. How about that country and western
    favorite:

    " I got tears in my ears, lying here crying over your Cadillac Health Care Insurance Blues"

    P.S. There's only 2 kinds of music.
    Country and Western.

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  3. Don't forget

    "My Woman Left Me For A Guy Who Had a Government Job and Better Health Insurance"

    and the B side

    "And Now I'm Living In a DoubleWide with Good Old Jack Bauer"

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  4. How bout that Jamaican Classic:

    If you want to be happy for the rest of your life.
    Never make =/a pretty/= an uninsured women your wife.
    And from my personal point of view.
    Get another girl to marry you.

    Canrac, is that B side Country or Western?

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  5. Maybe...

    "I got the I don't know where I'm going, but I got the going no where with duct tape over my cake hole blues."

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