Theme song please!
(Sung to the theme from the Patty Duke Show)
Meet Ted, who's killed most everything,
From butterflies to grizzly bears.
But Ann's only seen the sins
A valley girl can see with cigarettes and gin --
What a crazy pair!
But they're cousins,
Identical nuts for those who can't think.
With assholes for mouth holes,
They poop where most people drink.
Where Ted adores a dead Rino,
The bullet belt, and gopher suzette,
Our Ann loves to barf and hack,
A bitch dog lying on her back--
What a wild duet!
Still, they're idiots,
Identical idiots and you'll find,
They hate alike, they insult alike,
At times they even sound alike --
Obviously they've lost their mind,
When wing nuts are two of a kind
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I LOVE YOU ANN!
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