Does your pup suffer from the squirts?
Does his poo slide through your pooper-scooper?
Is it beneath your dignity to stoop and scoop his stinky pile?
Are you a scofflaw who slinks away from your civic scooping duties - embarrassing people who are foolish enough to be seen with you in public?
Have no fear! The answer is here!
Try Dr. Wise's POS Congealer (TM) - with ground holiday nuts. It's guaranteed to firm Spot's scat into easy-to-grab turds.
Also try the new POS Congealer with Pinenuts - to give that doggie dung evergreen freshness!
Dr. Wise makes it a pleasure to follow city ordinances from now on.
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Dr. Wise should be reminded of the immortal (yet slightly altered ) words of Lennon and McCartney:
ReplyDelete"And in the End, the Poop you take, is equal to the Poop you make."