JANE BAUER ENDORSES MOSS AND CULPEPPER

In a press conference today, Jane Bauer read the following prepared statement:

"As a community anti-booster and ignorant slut, I would like to endorsement Randy Moss and Daunte Culpepper for the New Richmond School Board. The personal lives these men lead exemplify the role model that I want our students to emulate. Their love for community will keep them right here working as a team for years to come. Most importantly, if they should ever cross me, I can easily humiliate them and run them off the plantation."

In response, Mr. Culpepper asked Ms. Bauer to join him on a three-hour cruise on his ship 'Aparady.'

Mr. Moss was also reached for comment, and showed Jane just how he felt about her endorsement.















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